Culinary Adventurists Gifts

'A tofu pizza? -- Divorce granted!'

Come dine with me!

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"You do like octopus?"

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

What the Doctor Ordered

6 Brothers Falafel

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

La Table

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"You owe me five bucks."

"War is hell and so is this soup."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"Rump roast?"

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Try to guess the continent dining...

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Bermuda Triangles

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'