Gourmet Trekker Gifts

"The usual"

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'What zip code are we in now?'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

La Table

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

I wish I'd had the review.

Holiday Supplies

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

School trip little porters.

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.