Gourmet Globe-trotter Gifts

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Airlines

La Table

World Tour.

Try to guess the continent dining...

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

My God, I need to fart.

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

Holiday Supplies

Introducing Piza Island.

I wish I'd had the review.

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

Keith Floyd.

Off to see the world

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"