Globetrotting Gourmand Gifts

Welcome to my banquet, everybody! You'll find the China in my Far East and there's a New Dehli over in India. You'll then find Chile in South America and Turkey over by the Mediterranean. And do I see the gravy next to Turkey? No, that's just Greece. Ugh! I think I'm losing my appetite. In that case, go over to Eastern Europe and you'll get Hungary.

Try to guess the continent dining...

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

Culture clash

A London gent abroad

S. S. All You Can Eat

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

Foodies at a Diner. We'll have the alphabet soup, unless it's Helvetica or Times New Roman.

Children hold hands around a map of the world with picnic food.

Anthony Bourdain with Chopsticks

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

"How'd you know I was from New York?"

"What do you fancy for breakie?"

"At this time, if everyone would please switch their palates to airplane mode."

'I just saw this fall out of a chicken's bum...let's eat it!'

'Gentlemen, tonight's special is broiled sea urchin, with raspberries, over candy corn, with a goat's milk sauce. I would suggest a wine to recommend with it, had I attended sommelier school in the Twilight Zone.'

"I found out something last night that just totally destroyed my worldview."

'Next time YOU pronounce it!'

'And this is the small print in your travel insurance...'

'A cruise by air, sir, is called a 'tour'.'

Birthday cakes from around the world

Giant squid attacks ship. Pirate asks: 'Who ordered the calamari?'

"I thought that we were going to eat something exotic tonight - not just a traditional English meal."

Served All Day!

'I hope your 'kittycat gourmet delight' tastes better than my 'doggy sirloin supreme!''

'You are LATE! Your dinner's being cremated in the oven!'

'I try to keep up with the trends in healthy eating. Today I'm making one of those 'warm salads' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

Traditional Vacations Returning