Seafaring Gourmand Gifts

Looking for a unique gift for a seafaring gourmand? Our collection combines nautical flair with culinary humor, perfect for the adventurous eater with a love for the sea. Whether they’re sailors at heart or just love seafood-inspired wit, find a delightful surprise on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, or prints that honors their maritime appetite.

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"What do you fancy for breakie?"

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S. S. All You Can Eat

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Giant squid attacks ship. Pirate asks: 'Who ordered the calamari?'

Giant squid attacks ship. Pirate asks: 'Who ordered the calamari?' mockup

Giant squid attacks ship. Pirate asks: 'Who ordered the calamari?'

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'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...' mockup

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

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"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..." mockup

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

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Viking Loch Ness

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'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?' mockup

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

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"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores." mockup

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

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A London gent abroad

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"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible."

"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible." mockup

"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible."

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"International trade"

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'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.' mockup

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

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"Ye God's... That was close."

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'Your fish dinner should be along shortly. Frank just had a nibble.'

'Your fish dinner should be along shortly. Frank just had a nibble.' mockup

'Your fish dinner should be along shortly. Frank just had a nibble.'

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"Whaddya say, Black? We'll plunder the seas together. You scratch my back; I'll scratch yours."

"Whaddya say, Black? We'll plunder the seas together. You scratch my back; I'll scratch yours." mockup

"Whaddya say, Black? We'll plunder the seas together. You scratch my back; I'll scratch yours."

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'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.' mockup

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

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'Snack Bar's Open.'

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'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'

'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!' mockup

'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'

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"That should attract every over 60s cruise ship, in the area."

"That should attract every over 60s cruise ship, in the area." mockup

"That should attract every over 60s cruise ship, in the area."

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'Squid? They told me this was CALAMARI!'

'Squid? They told me this was CALAMARI!' mockup

'Squid? They told me this was CALAMARI!'

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Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W. mockup

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

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Why Chemists shouldn't take their work home "I can't believe it's not b-b-vegetable mono & dyglycerides!"

Why Chemists shouldn't take their work home "I can't believe it's not b-b-vegetable mono & dyglycerides!" mockup

Why Chemists shouldn't take their work home "I can't believe it's not b-b-vegetable mono & dyglycerides!"

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"Lobster? Of course, sir - Whom should we notify in case of an emergency?"

"Lobster? Of course, sir - Whom should we notify in case of an emergency?" mockup

"Lobster? Of course, sir - Whom should we notify in case of an emergency?"

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"What are you yelling at me for? You're the one at the tiller."

"What are you yelling at me for? You're the one at the tiller." mockup

"What are you yelling at me for? You're the one at the tiller."

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"Same ship, different day."

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"We're not a seafood restaurant -- this building has a pretty severe lobster infestation."

"We're not a seafood restaurant -- this building has a pretty severe lobster infestation." mockup

"We're not a seafood restaurant -- this building has a pretty severe lobster infestation."

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"Well captain, who has right of way in a case like this?"

"Well captain, who has right of way in a case like this?" mockup

"Well captain, who has right of way in a case like this?"

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'After paying for the boat, it's insurance, the docking and gas, I couldn't afford a trailer.'

'After paying for the boat, it's insurance, the docking and gas, I couldn't afford a trailer.' mockup

'After paying for the boat, it's insurance, the docking and gas, I couldn't afford a trailer.'

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Ye Old Mariners Inn.

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Set Sail

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Noah?s Ark.

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'The shell fish look nice - Do they explode?'

'The shell fish look nice - Do they explode?' mockup

'The shell fish look nice - Do they explode?'

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"Your sailing skills are improving but you need more work on the 'drop anchor' part."

"Your sailing skills are improving but you need more work on the 'drop anchor' part." mockup

"Your sailing skills are improving but you need more work on the 'drop anchor' part."

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'We're running low on food, everyone. I think we should cut out the 'All-you-can-eat' buffets.'

'We're running low on food, everyone. I think we should cut out the 'All-you-can-eat' buffets.' mockup

'We're running low on food, everyone. I think we should cut out the 'All-you-can-eat' buffets.'

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'I just saw this fall out of a chicken's bum...let's eat it!'

'I just saw this fall out of a chicken's bum...let's eat it!' mockup

'I just saw this fall out of a chicken's bum...let's eat it!'

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Seafaring Gourmand Gifts Collection

Seafaring Gourmand Mugs

Explore more mugs celebrating nautical and culinary adventures—perfect for the seafaring gourmand in your life.

Seafaring Gourmand Pillows

Find cozy pillows with maritime motifs and foodie flair—perfect for nautical-themed home decor.

Seafaring Gourmand Prints

Browse our whimsical prints that capture the humor and charm of seafaring gourmets.

Seafaring Gourmand T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that blend seafaring charm with foodie humor—an ideal gift for the adventurous eater.