Seafaring Gourmand Pillows

"What do you fancy for breakie?"

S. S. All You Can Eat

Giant squid attacks ship. Pirate asks: 'Who ordered the calamari?'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

Viking Loch Ness

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

A London gent abroad

"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible."

"International trade"

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

"Ye God's... That was close."

'Your fish dinner should be along shortly. Frank just had a nibble.'

"Whaddya say, Black? We'll plunder the seas together. You scratch my back; I'll scratch yours."

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

'Snack Bar's Open.'

'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'

"That should attract every over 60s cruise ship, in the area."

'Squid? They told me this was CALAMARI!'

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

Why Chemists shouldn't take their work home "I can't believe it's not b-b-vegetable mono & dyglycerides!"

"Lobster? Of course, sir - Whom should we notify in case of an emergency?"

"What are you yelling at me for? You're the one at the tiller."

"Same ship, different day."

"We're not a seafood restaurant -- this building has a pretty severe lobster infestation."

"Well captain, who has right of way in a case like this?"

'After paying for the boat, it's insurance, the docking and gas, I couldn't afford a trailer.'

Ye Old Mariners Inn.

Set Sail

Noah?s Ark.

'The shell fish look nice - Do they explode?'

"Your sailing skills are improving but you need more work on the 'drop anchor' part."

'We're running low on food, everyone. I think we should cut out the 'All-you-can-eat' buffets.'

'I just saw this fall out of a chicken's bum...let's eat it!'