Seafood Adventurer Pillows

"We're not a seafood restaurant -- this building has a pretty severe lobster infestation."

'Squid? They told me this was CALAMARI!'

'The shell fish look nice - Do they explode?'

Man-eating-fish-eating man: 'Gimme a pound of each.'

Crabs

"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible."

Come dine with me!

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

6 Brothers Falafel

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Try to guess the continent dining...

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"You owe me five bucks."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"How fresh is the calamari?"

Your lobster was off!

Before/After

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

Titanic: How's my steering.

"How's the salmon?"