Seafaring Gourmand Mugs

"What do you fancy for breakie?"

S. S. All You Can Eat

Giant squid attacks ship. Pirate asks: 'Who ordered the calamari?'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

Viking Loch Ness

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible."

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

A London gent abroad

"International trade"

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

"Ye God's... That was close."

Anthony Bourdain with Chopsticks

"Whaddya say, Black? We'll plunder the seas together. You scratch my back; I'll scratch yours."

'Your fish dinner should be along shortly. Frank just had a nibble.'

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

'Snack Bar's Open.'

'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'

"That should attract every over 60s cruise ship, in the area."

'Squid? They told me this was CALAMARI!'

Why Chemists shouldn't take their work home "I can't believe it's not b-b-vegetable mono & dyglycerides!"

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

"What are you yelling at me for? You're the one at the tiller."

"Lobster? Of course, sir - Whom should we notify in case of an emergency?"

"Same ship, different day."

"We're not a seafood restaurant -- this building has a pretty severe lobster infestation."

"Well captain, who has right of way in a case like this?"

'After paying for the boat, it's insurance, the docking and gas, I couldn't afford a trailer.'

Ye Old Mariners Inn.

Set Sail

Noah?s Ark.

"Your sailing skills are improving but you need more work on the 'drop anchor' part."

'The shell fish look nice - Do they explode?'

"I found out something last night that just totally destroyed my worldview."