Globe-trotting Gourmet Mugs

"I thought that we were going to eat something exotic tonight - not just a traditional English meal."

Try to guess the continent dining...

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

Cheese Secret

Culture clash

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

S. S. All You Can Eat

Simulated travel...dine with us in local cafes & pretend you're in London, Paris, Tokyo, Mexico City, etc...

Foodies at a Diner. We'll have the alphabet soup, unless it's Helvetica or Times New Roman.

Children hold hands around a map of the world with picnic food.

Chernobyl Chow

Anthony Bourdain with Chopsticks

Salvador Deli

"Doctor, before we start you've got to promise me that I don't have to give up anything."

'Killing two birds with one stone...bacon coffee.'

'Head cheese? Swedish sausage? Limberger cheese? . . . Try Albania!'

'Hey!! Everything on the menu is in Chinese.' 'We are at a Chinese restaurant

"What do you fancy for breakie?"

'So what's it to be, Indian cuisine, Chinese take out or are you going to do the usual Russian Roulette?'

Irish Breakfast

'Gentlemen, tonight's special is broiled sea urchin, with raspberries, over candy corn, with a goat's milk sauce. I would suggest a wine to recommend with it, had I attended sommelier school in the Twilight Zone.'

"How'd you know I was from New York?"

'Could you please bring Marco Polo a fork.'

The prison-food was so bad, the inmates decided to smuggle in a cordon bleu chef!

Giant squid attacks ship. Pirate asks: 'Who ordered the calamari?'

"Hmmmm...What am I in the mood for?"

"How did you get on with the food while on holiday?"

Welcome to my banquet, everybody! You'll find the China in my Far East and there's a New Dehli over in India. You'll then find Chile in South America and Turkey over by the Mediterranean. And do I see the gravy next to Turkey? No, that's just Greece. Ugh! I think I'm losing my appetite. In that case, go over to Eastern Europe and you'll get Hungary.

"I'll have terrine de porc, the jarret de boeuf en daube with chou farci, and the meringues aux noisettes...to go."