Seafaring Traveler Pillows

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

Captain in a storm

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Viking Loch Ness

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Pirate

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

"We've got a problem."

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"How many letters can you read?"

Walking the Plank.

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

Sailor's Poker.

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"International trade"

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

Solemn Reference is Made to Mr Bunsby

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

S. S. All You Can Eat

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

Submariners' Eye Test.

My First Boat

"Ye God's... That was close."

"Whaddya say, Black? We'll plunder the seas together. You scratch my back; I'll scratch yours."

'That's his new trophy fishwife.'

"...Now say after me...whose a pretty boy..."

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"