Seafarer Pillows

My First Boat

'Captain? The boat is listing badly.'

Solemn Reference is Made to Mr Bunsby

'We've lashed the first mate to the wheel, sir. I know it's not rough, he just likes it...'

'Does it have a remote control?'

Sailor Works out Position On Sinking Ship

"You look good for your age."

Lighthouse Bulb Replacement

'Come back immediately, idiot.'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Dinner Aboard an East-India Ship (After Cpt. Francis Marryat)

'Forgive me for asking, Captain, but shouldn't you have gone down with the ship?'

Captain in a storm

Boat launching on the cheap.

'Caution pirates ahead'

Introducing: Eye-Quit. The Nicotine Patch for Pirates...

Emergency Sails.

'To put it in nautical terms Mrs.Edwards your taking on too much cargo and it's ending up as too much ballast.'

"Arrh, 'e be leaving 'is monocle on tha sill again..."

"I did have a parrot once, but I grew sick of its never ending gabbing!"

Sea man

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

Make for the island!

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

Not yet!

"They say those who follow the Great Rubber Duckie will ride safely through any storm!"

"I'd kill for 500 milligrams of naproxen."

"I don't mind scurvy, being keel-hauled or walking the plank. What I dread is assigned seating at meal times."

"What the... more crackers?! Whose treasure map is this?"

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

St Catherine's Docks, Wapping

Coal Trucks at Limehouse

'Meet Bill, my most loyal sailor: I know he would only leave me if the boat were sinking...'

Crowded Shipping Lanes Set

Walking the Plank.