Seafarer Heart Pillows

These single cruises are great - how else would we have met?

Airlines

Captain in a storm

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Viking Loch Ness

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Lighthouse Beam.

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Awwwk! Mutiny is a go! Pass it on! Awwk!"

Pirate

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

Walking the Plank.

"We've got a problem."

Sailor's Poker.

"International trade"

"So tell me, exactly when do you think the Greenland ice cap will start to melt?"

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Solemn Reference is Made to Mr Bunsby

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

My First Boat

"Ye God's... That was close."

'That's his new trophy fishwife.'

"Whaddya say, Black? We'll plunder the seas together. You scratch my back; I'll scratch yours."