Seafarer Heart Pillows

These single cruises are great - how else would we have met?

Airlines

Captain in a storm

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Viking Loch Ness

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Lighthouse Beam.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Pirate

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

"We've got a problem."

"International trade"

Walking the Plank.

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

"So tell me, exactly when do you think the Greenland ice cap will start to melt?"

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

Sailor's Poker.

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

Solemn Reference is Made to Mr Bunsby

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

My First Boat

"Ye God's... That was close."

"Whaddya say, Black? We'll plunder the seas together. You scratch my back; I'll scratch yours."

'That's his new trophy fishwife.'

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.