Seafarer's Soul Pillows

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

Captain in a storm

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Viking Loch Ness

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Lighthouse Beam.

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

Pirate

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

Walking the Plank.

Sailor boy

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

"International trade"

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Solemn Reference is Made to Mr Bunsby

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

Submariners' Eye Test.

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

My First Boat

"Ye God's... That was close."

"Whaddya say, Black? We'll plunder the seas together. You scratch my back; I'll scratch yours."

"The only problem with working for a pirate is that we tend to only sail in the Caribbeans: It gets boring after a while..."

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

"That should attract every over 60s cruise ship, in the area."

"You look good for your age."