Seafaring Souls Pillows

'This is the cloud for those who drowned at sea.'

Ambulance.

'Are we there yet?'

Viking Loch Ness

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Lighthouse Beam.

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Pirate

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"How many letters can you read?"

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"International trade"

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

Submariners' Eye Test.

"Ye God's... That was close."

"Whaddya say, Black? We'll plunder the seas together. You scratch my back; I'll scratch yours."

"The only problem with working for a pirate is that we tend to only sail in the Caribbeans: It gets boring after a while..."

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

Replacement Lighthouse

"Always remember - what happens in the pea-green boat stays in the pea-green boat."

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One