Seafaring Spirit Pillows

Rind of the Ancient Mariner

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Viking Loch Ness

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Lighthouse Beam.

Pirate

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

"We've got a problem."

Sailor's Poker.

"International trade"

"How many letters can you read?"

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

Submariners' Eye Test.

"Ye God's... That was close."

'That's his new trophy fishwife.'

"Whaddya say, Black? We'll plunder the seas together. You scratch my back; I'll scratch yours."

Captain Thomas Coram.

'Marsha, are we going to let a little rough sea spoil our night on the boat? Go back to sleep.'

"Always remember - what happens in the pea-green boat stays in the pea-green boat."