Seafaring Dreamers Pillows

'At least, we're marooned on a big island: It took me an hour to walk around it...'

Viking Loch Ness

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Lighthouse Beam.

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Pirate

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

"International trade"

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"How many letters can you read?"

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

"Ye God's... That was close."

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

"Whaddya say, Black? We'll plunder the seas together. You scratch my back; I'll scratch yours."

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'

"That should attract every over 60s cruise ship, in the area."

Ship

"What are you yelling at me for? You're the one at the tiller."

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

"Same ship, different day."

"Well captain, who has right of way in a case like this?"

'After paying for the boat, it's insurance, the docking and gas, I couldn't afford a trailer.'

Ye Old Mariners Inn.

'It's Mooby Dick'

Rind of the Ancient Mariner

"You know what I'd like to try someday? Landlubbing."

'We're running low on food, everyone. I think we should cut out the 'All-you-can-eat' buffets.'

Set Sail

'No, a 'spur-lash' isn't a 'nautical knot'.It's the noise the anchor makes when you throw it over the side into the water!'