Seafaring Survivor Pillows

'You didn't go down with shi-ip! You didn't go down with the shi-ip!'

'Are we there yet?'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Viking Loch Ness

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Lighthouse Beam.

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"International trade"

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

"Sell my stock in ACME cruise lines, then get me out of here!"

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

A man with a rake on a desert island

"Ye God's... That was close."

"Whaddya say, Black? We'll plunder the seas together. You scratch my back; I'll scratch yours."

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

Replacement Lighthouse

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

"Always remember - what happens in the pea-green boat stays in the pea-green boat."

'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'