Seafaring Survivor Mugs

'You didn't go down with shi-ip! You didn't go down with the shi-ip!'

'Are we there yet?'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Viking Loch Ness

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Lighthouse Beam.

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"International trade"

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

'Oh, that's just great. It's not bad enough I'm stranded here. Now I'm trapped in an invisible box.'

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

A man with a rake on a desert island

"Sell my stock in ACME cruise lines, then get me out of here!"

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

"Ye God's... That was close."

"Whaddya say, Black? We'll plunder the seas together. You scratch my back; I'll scratch yours."

Replacement Lighthouse

"Always remember - what happens in the pea-green boat stays in the pea-green boat."

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

Desert Island Bagpipes