Seasick Survivor Mugs

"Folsom's seasick, sir."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Emergency Pants

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

'Oh, that's just great. It's not bad enough I'm stranded here. Now I'm trapped in an invisible box.'

A man with a rake on a desert island

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

'He needs professional HELP!'

"Sell my stock in ACME cruise lines, then get me out of here!"

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

'What's the diagnosis?' - '*Cough*' - 'It's not good, I'm afraid.' - 'Tell me. I have to know.' - 'You have man flu, Peel.' - 'Why, God? Why?!!' - 'I'm so sorry.' -

"Please fill out these forms. We don't need them for anything, but you're making me nervous staring at your watch."

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'Look at the bright side. Think of our mutual funds going up, up, up!'

'I once quit being a sailor because I couldn't stand the ship's up and down but nowadays, I become even more seasick...'

'What luck!'

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'

"Actually, I didn't become dizzy and nauseous until I started inhaling the scent strips in the waiting room magazines."

Desert Island Bagpipes

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

Cruise ship's captain complains God didn't save his hat.

"I just feel like a cliche."

"Mr. Crusoe, you have some heft overdue fines."

Lost luggage turning up on Mars.

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health.

'What luck! Just the doctor I was going to refer you to.'

Stranded Techie Needs Batteries

'I sure hope you're a marriage counselor.'

Welcome centre