Seasick Yet Serene Mugs

"What are you yelling at me for? You're the one at the tiller."

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Lighthouse Beam.

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

'I once quit being a sailor because I couldn't stand the ship's up and down but nowadays, I become even more seasick...'

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

"There's a less crowded and more attractive beach at the newly renovated, moderately priced Hotel del Mar, in nearby . . ."

Sea of Tranquillity

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

'I've been under a lot of pressure.' (Diver on therapist's couch).

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

"I gotta go. I see an opening in the maelstrom."

Ship

'It's Mooby Dick'

'Another one. Do you realize that will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

"Folsom's seasick, sir."

Bad sea-legs

'Yeah, I guess I have kind of let it go.'

Wooden ship with a wooden anchor

'You decided not to join the navy because you get seasick?'

'You didn't go down with shi-ip! You didn't go down with the shi-ip!'

'Remember when we would come to the beach and not delete email?'

Boat Called Available.

Pirate Medicine and Pirate Carpentry

"Well, He's not mainstream, But he's cute."

'I perched on Blackbeard's shoulder for three years, then went to work for Long-John Silver...'

Ambulance.

'I should be finished with our harrowing tale of survival by the time we reach dry land.'

"The captain tempers justice with mercy."

'This is the cloud for those who drowned at sea.'

'I'm getting worried -- we're almost out of coconuts!'

Obsessive Islander