Seasick Survivor Pillows

"Folsom's seasick, sir."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Emergency Pants

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"Please fill out these forms. We don't need them for anything, but you're making me nervous staring at your watch."

'What's the diagnosis?' - '*Cough*' - 'It's not good, I'm afraid.' - 'Tell me. I have to know.' - 'You have man flu, Peel.' - 'Why, God? Why?!!' - 'I'm so sorry.' -

A man with a rake on a desert island

"Sell my stock in ACME cruise lines, then get me out of here!"

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'Look at the bright side. Think of our mutual funds going up, up, up!'

'I once quit being a sailor because I couldn't stand the ship's up and down but nowadays, I become even more seasick...'

"Actually, I didn't become dizzy and nauseous until I started inhaling the scent strips in the waiting room magazines."

'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'

Desert Island Bagpipes

'What luck!'

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health.

"I just feel like a cliche."

Lost luggage turning up on Mars.

Welcome centre

"What are you yelling at me for? You're the one at the tiller."

Cruise ship's captain complains God didn't save his hat.

'What luck! Just the doctor I was going to refer you to.'

'I sure hope you're a marriage counselor.'

Stranded Techie Needs Batteries

"Mr. Crusoe, you have some heft overdue fines."