Seasickness Survivor Pillows

'You decided not to join the navy because you get seasick?'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

'What's the diagnosis?' - '*Cough*' - 'It's not good, I'm afraid.' - 'Tell me. I have to know.' - 'You have man flu, Peel.' - 'Why, God? Why?!!' - 'I'm so sorry.' -

A man with a rake on a desert island

"Sell my stock in ACME cruise lines, then get me out of here!"

'I once quit being a sailor because I couldn't stand the ship's up and down but nowadays, I become even more seasick...'

Desert Island Bagpipes

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

Cruise ship's captain complains God didn't save his hat.

"What are you yelling at me for? You're the one at the tiller."

'What luck! Just the doctor I was going to refer you to.'

"I just feel like a cliche."

Lost luggage turning up on Mars.

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

"I've lost my voice. Is it contagious?"

External Revenue Service

Bl**dy climate change...

"Shut up, you're driving me crazy! Shut up, you're driving me crazy! Shut up ..."

"Honestly, I'm as sad as you are that your mother didn't make it."

A surf lifesavers' joke.

"Nice try, but I doubt that will be much of a deterrent."

"Get me this! Get me that! Get me..."

"Folsom's seasick, sir."

Man on Desert Island reads about himself.

"Have you been tested?"

'Petersen, you're fired!'

Man arrives at desert island to find Summer Fete taking place: How many shells in the jar Guess the name of the Starfish

Bad sea-legs

Rats in a lifeboat.