Seasickness Survivor T-Shirts

'You decided not to join the navy because you get seasick?'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

'Oh, that's just great. It's not bad enough I'm stranded here. Now I'm trapped in an invisible box.'

A man with a rake on a desert island

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

"Sell my stock in ACME cruise lines, then get me out of here!"

'What's the diagnosis?' - '*Cough*' - 'It's not good, I'm afraid.' - 'Tell me. I have to know.' - 'You have man flu, Peel.' - 'Why, God? Why?!!' - 'I'm so sorry.' -

'I once quit being a sailor because I couldn't stand the ship's up and down but nowadays, I become even more seasick...'

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'

Desert Island Bagpipes

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

'What luck! Just the doctor I was going to refer you to.'

Lost luggage turning up on Mars.

"I just feel like a cliche."

Cruise ship's captain complains God didn't save his hat.

"What are you yelling at me for? You're the one at the tiller."

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

"I've lost my voice. Is it contagious?"

External Revenue Service

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty. (Published previously on September 4, 2010).

"Folsom's seasick, sir."

"Get me this! Get me that! Get me..."

A surf lifesavers' joke.

"Honestly, I'm as sad as you are that your mother didn't make it."

"Shut up, you're driving me crazy! Shut up, you're driving me crazy! Shut up ..."

"Nice try, but I doubt that will be much of a deterrent."

Bl**dy climate change...

Man on Desert Island reads about himself.

"Have you been tested?"

'Petersen, you're fired!'

Man arrives at desert island to find Summer Fete taking place: How many shells in the jar Guess the name of the Starfish

Bad sea-legs