'You decided not to join the navy because you get seasick?'
Seasickness Survivor Gifts
Searching for a gift for someone who’s battled seasickness and come out the other side? Our collection features playful, creative items that honor their sea adventure stories. From mugs to art prints, find unique gifts that embody resilience, humor, and a love for the ocean. Perfect for celebrating overcoming the waves or simply adding a splash of personality to their home or wardrobe.
'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'
Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.
Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."
'Oh, that's just great. It's not bad enough I'm stranded here. Now I'm trapped in an invisible box.'
A man with a rake on a desert island
"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"
"Sell my stock in ACME cruise lines, then get me out of here!"
'What's the diagnosis?' - '*Cough*' - 'It's not good, I'm afraid.' - 'Tell me. I have to know.' - 'You have man flu, Peel.' - 'Why, God? Why?!!' - 'I'm so sorry.' -
'I once quit being a sailor because I couldn't stand the ship's up and down but nowadays, I become even more seasick...'
"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"
'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'
Desert Island Bagpipes
Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.
'What luck! Just the doctor I was going to refer you to.'
Lost luggage turning up on Mars.
"I just feel like a cliche."
Cruise ship's captain complains God didn't save his hat.
"What are you yelling at me for? You're the one at the tiller."
'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!
"I've lost my voice. Is it contagious?"
External Revenue Service
Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty. (Published previously on September 4, 2010).
"Folsom's seasick, sir."
"Get me this! Get me that! Get me..."
A surf lifesavers' joke.
"Honestly, I'm as sad as you are that your mother didn't make it."
"Shut up, you're driving me crazy! Shut up, you're driving me crazy! Shut up ..."
"Nice try, but I doubt that will be much of a deterrent."
Bl**dy climate change...
Man on Desert Island reads about himself.
"Have you been tested?"
'Petersen, you're fired!'
Man arrives at desert island to find Summer Fete taking place: How many shells in the jar Guess the name of the Starfish
Bad sea-legs
Seasickness Survivor Gifts Collection
Seasickness Survivor Mugs
Explore our entire collection of humorous and heartfelt mugs celebrating seasickness survivors and ocean lovers—perfect for gifting or personal use.
Seasickness Survivor Pillows
Find cozy, expressive pillows that honor resilience and adventure. The perfect decorative accent for anyone who loves the sea or has overcome seasickness.
Seasickness Survivor Prints
Discover vibrant prints that celebrate overcoming seasickness with humor and style. Perfect for decorating walls with a touch of oceanic charm.
Seasickness Survivor T-Shirts
Browse our fun and witty t-shirts designed for seasickness survivors—ideal for adding a touch of humor and personality to everyday wear.