Seasickness Warrior Gifts

Bad sea-legs

The Cougher

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

'What's the diagnosis?' - '*Cough*' - 'It's not good, I'm afraid.' - 'Tell me. I have to know.' - 'You have man flu, Peel.' - 'Why, God? Why?!!' - 'I'm so sorry.' -

Doctor's house visit "What's made him worse since I phoned Doctor was worrying about the cost of a house call"

'I once quit being a sailor because I couldn't stand the ship's up and down but nowadays, I become even more seasick...'

"You'll have to take this medication for the rest of your life, but don't worry it's non-addictive."

'Please don't interupt-we've only got 45 minutes.'

'I'm the doctor - I'll decide what's chronic!'

'Ecchh! Six weeks on the road! - Lousy food, lousy motels. . . but there's good, too. . . like heading back home.'

Free radicals.

"Instead of days, my pill organizer is divided into months."

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

"What are you yelling at me for? You're the one at the tiller."

"How am I? I'm just trying to et over the flu in time for allergy season."

"Tuesday mornings don't get enough respect. They should be hated just as much as Monday mornings."

'Wednesday wave.'

"The doctors call it Polymyositis, but I call it 'Military Arthritis' because it comes with a lot of fatigue."

A surf lifesavers' joke.

"Nice try, but I doubt that will be much of a deterrent."

'How's the soup of the day coming along, Chef?'

'Monday morning feeling? But it's thursday!'

'...Hello?...Holidays From Hell...?'

"Folsom's seasick, sir."

'No appointments are available for the next three months, but you can always call in to the doctor's talk show.'

National Asthma Society Parade

"I looked up my symptoms on the internet and I'm worried that I might be dead."

'They kept cancelling his operation so he decided to do it himself with the help of NHS Direct.'

'The doctor's busy. Can you come back when you're better?'

Rats in a lifeboat.

Parcel service customers love the online shipment tracking!

'I said, now I know why they call you 'Lucky'!'

A holiday maker greets a castaway