Seasickness Warrior Pillows

Bad sea-legs

The Cougher

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

Doctor's house visit "What's made him worse since I phoned Doctor was worrying about the cost of a house call"

'What's the diagnosis?' - '*Cough*' - 'It's not good, I'm afraid.' - 'Tell me. I have to know.' - 'You have man flu, Peel.' - 'Why, God? Why?!!' - 'I'm so sorry.' -

'Please don't interupt-we've only got 45 minutes.'

'I once quit being a sailor because I couldn't stand the ship's up and down but nowadays, I become even more seasick...'

"You'll have to take this medication for the rest of your life, but don't worry it's non-addictive."

"Instead of days, my pill organizer is divided into months."

Free radicals.

'Ecchh! Six weeks on the road! - Lousy food, lousy motels. . . but there's good, too. . . like heading back home.'

'I'm the doctor - I'll decide what's chronic!'

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

"The doctors call it Polymyositis, but I call it 'Military Arthritis' because it comes with a lot of fatigue."

"How am I? I'm just trying to et over the flu in time for allergy season."

"Tuesday mornings don't get enough respect. They should be hated just as much as Monday mornings."

"What are you yelling at me for? You're the one at the tiller."

'Wednesday wave.'

A surf lifesavers' joke.

"Nice try, but I doubt that will be much of a deterrent."

'Monday morning feeling? But it's thursday!'

"Folsom's seasick, sir."

'How's the soup of the day coming along, Chef?'

'No appointments are available for the next three months, but you can always call in to the doctor's talk show.'

National Asthma Society Parade

'...Hello?...Holidays From Hell...?'

"I looked up my symptoms on the internet and I'm worried that I might be dead."

'They kept cancelling his operation so he decided to do it himself with the help of NHS Direct.'

'The doctor's busy. Can you come back when you're better?'

Rats in a lifeboat.

Parcel service customers love the online shipment tracking!

Nate was a bus driver's nightmare for tours that stayed in a different hotel every night.

Seasick man and friend comparing boat travel to railway travel