Ocean Life Warrior Gifts

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"The unlucky lemming"

"I don't do windows."

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

The Perfect Cannonball

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

Wrong leadership.

'You've changed since we got married.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Dolphin

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Shark food pyramid.

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

Save the river.

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

'…and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day.'

Lovers scuba diving