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Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"The unlucky lemming"

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

"I don't do windows."

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

The Perfect Cannonball

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

Wrong leadership.

'You've changed since we got married.'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"You overwatered the plant, again."

Dolphin

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Shark food pyramid.

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

Save the river.

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

'…and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day.'

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."