Ocean Life Fan Gifts

"I don't care how quickly it gets them to bed, I still don't like it."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Lazy Octopus

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Neptune

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"Puss in cement boots"

"I don't do windows."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Dolphin

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

Fish mobsters.

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'...and another thing - why do I always have to sleep in the wet spot?'

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"

clown fish

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

Oh, @#$%, is that