Ocean Life Fan Gifts

"I don't care how quickly it gets them to bed, I still don't like it."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Lazy Octopus

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Neptune

"Puss in cement boots"

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"I don't do windows."

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Dolphin

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'...and another thing - why do I always have to sleep in the wet spot?'

"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"