Ocean Life Fans Gifts

Pull yer shells up, ya whippersnappers!

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Lazy Octopus

"Puss in cement boots"

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"I don't do windows."

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

Dolphin

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

Romance on the Yacht

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'...and another thing - why do I always have to sleep in the wet spot?'

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

Oh, @#$%, is that

Sunset

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

Starbucks Siren

clown fish

'Jimmie,it's not nice to call someone a bigmouth.'

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

'The urge to spawn comes from the desire to hear the pitter-patter of tiny fins.'