Ocean Fanatics Gifts

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'You're retaining water.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Thank-you God.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

The Dubloon Stops Here

Lazy Octopus

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

When laundry ruled the waves.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"Privates Beach"

'I blame global warming!'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Turtle Hat

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Try me/try me/try me...

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

A Preschool of Fish

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

Shellfie