Ocean Lover Gifts

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

Me Learning To Let Go

Scuba Diver using laptop under water.

'Good news! At the current rate of global warming we should be able to just swim over there and eat him in under five years.'

'Civilisation!'

Surfing the Brown Water.

Neptune Clearing Up Waste Under the Sea.

'I'm just going for a walk. What could possibly happen because of that?'

'You might want to make yourself comfortable. I may down there for awhile.'

Ship sinking while worker is still painting.

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

'No...I said I'd lost my 'purpose'!'

"Trust me, you're going to be very happy you brought along legal representation."

'Mind if I tag along? My natural habitat no longer exists.'

'You remind me of the ocean. . . you make me sick.'

Hermit crab to snail: '...And that's my life story in a nutshell.'

"Well, can we at least have our ball back?"

'Yes, you're right: Circling the prey might be the simplest...'

'It's really unlucky: It's the one I write with...'

"If you could eat only one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?

'You think he's good now...you should see him when he's sober!'

"You get the feeling that it's trying to communicate with us."

A pod of bleached whales,

'Another Ahab?'

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

"I swear, we just don't see eye to eye on anything!"

'I must say that was the best massage I've ever had!'

Food Chain - Fish being eaten by can of Tuna

'I love how you're not like everyone else. Oh, sorry, I thought you were my wife.'

'A PhD in Physics hey! Very impressive, but can you jump through hoops and balance a ball on your nose?'

"I just wanted to say I've always been a big fan."

Clogged Shell

"Where are the car keys?"

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

'On this site will be erected a beautiful new twelve story drilling platform that will pump 10,000 barrels of oil a day.'