Ocean Lover Mugs

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

Me Learning To Let Go

Scuba Diver using laptop under water.

'Good news! At the current rate of global warming we should be able to just swim over there and eat him in under five years.'

'Civilisation!'

Surfing the Brown Water.

Neptune Clearing Up Waste Under the Sea.

'I'm just going for a walk. What could possibly happen because of that?'

'You might want to make yourself comfortable. I may down there for awhile.'

Ship sinking while worker is still painting.

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

'No...I said I'd lost my 'purpose'!'

"The sea will doctor you now."

Hermit crab to snail: '...And that's my life story in a nutshell.'

"Well, can we at least have our ball back?"

'Mind if I tag along? My natural habitat no longer exists.'

'It's really unlucky: It's the one I write with...'

'You remind me of the ocean. . . you make me sick.'

"Trust me, you're going to be very happy you brought along legal representation."

'Yes, you're right: Circling the prey might be the simplest...'

'You think he's good now...you should see him when he's sober!'

'All the 'Jaws' movies made millions...but guess who didn't get a cent in royalties?'

"You get the feeling that it's trying to communicate with us."

"If you could eat only one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

A pod of bleached whales,

"I swear, we just don't see eye to eye on anything!"

'Another Ahab?'

'I must say that was the best massage I've ever had!'

"Where are the car keys?"

'I love how you're not like everyone else. Oh, sorry, I thought you were my wife.'

"I just wanted to say I've always been a big fan."

'Those energy efficient eels think they're so special.'

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'Two please.' - Human watch