Ocean Lover With A Twist Mugs

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Bite out of fishing pier.

'Thank-you God.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Lazy Octopus

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

The Dubloon Stops Here

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'I blame global warming!'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Shellfie

A Preschool of Fish

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

Waiting for a turn to swim.

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Pirate

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

Happy Retirement