Ocean Comedy Fan Gifts

'I understand the plight of average crustaceans... Because I'm just an average crustacean myself.'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Shark food pyramid.

"What would you recommend pairing with the school of cod fish?"

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

"You can find me on Inkedin."

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

'It is truly embrarrassing Doc: I faint at the sight of blood... Can you help me?'

Two fish - one with bubbles coming from his bottom.

'Rest assured, your fear of harpoons is anything but irrational.'

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

Jelly Fish

"What's that clicking sound?"

"In a case like this, a lot depends on which jurisdiction applies. Were you, by any chance, in international waters when you bit him?"

'I'm not sure Dad, but I think I wet the bed.'

"Has anyone fed the goldfish?"

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

Orca-nized crime - 'I want you to find Finny Dorsalni and make him sleep with the humans.'

When the prey becomes the predator.

'Yeah, I know, but don't worry, I've scared the living daylights out of him: He'll never spear-fish again...'

"Dad, at school today, they've asked me if the penfish is mightier than the swordfish. Is it?"

"Oh, don't get all defensive at me!"

"Wow, that was some fart!"

I know, right? You eat five million plankton, and the last one is ALSWAYS as bad one.

'Hello, my name is Sam. Come to this watering hole very often?'

"Honestly, Edna, he just wasn't worth it!"

School Crossing

'Perfect with fish?' ... That's sick!'

Caution! Wet floor! Slippery!

Fish's Revenge.

"Perfect Summer day! Let's go and ruin their day at the beach..."