Ocean Comedy Gifts

"What would you recommend pairing with the school of cod fish?"

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Shark food pyramid.

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

"You can find me on Inkedin."

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

'It is truly embrarrassing Doc: I faint at the sight of blood... Can you help me?'

Two fish - one with bubbles coming from his bottom.

'Rest assured, your fear of harpoons is anything but irrational.'

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

"What's that clicking sound?"

Jelly Fish

'I'm not sure Dad, but I think I wet the bed.'

"In a case like this, a lot depends on which jurisdiction applies. Were you, by any chance, in international waters when you bit him?"

Orca-nized crime - 'I want you to find Finny Dorsalni and make him sleep with the humans.'

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

'Hello, my name is Sam. Come to this watering hole very often?'

'Yeah, I know, but don't worry, I've scared the living daylights out of him: He'll never spear-fish again...'

"Dad, at school today, they've asked me if the penfish is mightier than the swordfish. Is it?"

'Mummy-do you believe in cod?'

"Oh, don't get all defensive at me!"

'I understand the plight of average crustaceans... Because I'm just an average crustacean myself.'

I know, right? You eat five million plankton, and the last one is ALSWAYS as bad one.

When the prey becomes the predator.

'Ok, that's fine! You have dibs on the big one. I prefer the skinnier ones anyway. They struggle more vigorously which, I think, enhances the taste.'

"Honestly, Edna, he just wasn't worth it!"

School Crossing

'Perfect with fish?' ... That's sick!'

Fish's Revenge.

Caution! Wet floor! Slippery!

"Perfect Summer day! Let's go and ruin their day at the beach..."

"What did the plankton say to the whale? I can't believe you're baleen on me!...Get it? Baleen?....Whoa! Tough crowd."