Oceanic Comedian Gifts

Fish's Revenge.

Feeding whales fish pellets

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

Shark food pyramid.

"What would you recommend pairing with the school of cod fish?"

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

"Honey! A Jewish starfish!"

"You can find me on Inkedin."

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

Fish Farm.

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

"Here he comes! Don't move."

'It is truly embrarrassing Doc: I faint at the sight of blood... Can you help me?'

'He was born to the sea.'

"What's that clicking sound?"

Jelly Fish

'Rest assured, your fear of harpoons is anything but irrational.'

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

'I know it's tough starting out. Your father and I started out in a plastic bag.'

'I'm not sure Dad, but I think I wet the bed.'

"In a case like this, a lot depends on which jurisdiction applies. Were you, by any chance, in international waters when you bit him?"

Orca-nized crime - 'I want you to find Finny Dorsalni and make him sleep with the humans.'

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"