Ocean Comedy Fan Prints

'I understand the plight of average crustaceans... Because I'm just an average crustacean myself.'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Shark food pyramid.

"What would you recommend pairing with the school of cod fish?"

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

"You can find me on Inkedin."

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

'It is truly embrarrassing Doc: I faint at the sight of blood... Can you help me?'

Two fish - one with bubbles coming from his bottom.

"What's that clicking sound?"

Jelly Fish

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

'Rest assured, your fear of harpoons is anything but irrational.'

"In a case like this, a lot depends on which jurisdiction applies. Were you, by any chance, in international waters when you bit him?"

"Has anyone fed the goldfish?"

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

School Crossing

"Dad, at school today, they've asked me if the penfish is mightier than the swordfish. Is it?"

"Honestly, Edna, he just wasn't worth it!"

When the prey becomes the predator.

"Wow, that was some fart!"

'Yeah, I know, but don't worry, I've scared the living daylights out of him: He'll never spear-fish again...'

'Hello, my name is Sam. Come to this watering hole very often?'

"Oh, don't get all defensive at me!"

'Perfect with fish?' ... That's sick!'

Caution! Wet floor! Slippery!

"Perfect Summer day! Let's go and ruin their day at the beach..."

Fish's Revenge.

'What children live in the sea?'