Oceanic Humor Fan Gifts

Portuguese Mom of War

Sardine funeral

"Look darling! There's a man eating shark!"

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Shark food pyramid.

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

"You can find me on Inkedin."

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

'It is truly embrarrassing Doc: I faint at the sight of blood... Can you help me?'

Two fish - one with bubbles coming from his bottom.

"What's that clicking sound?"

'Rest assured, your fear of harpoons is anything but irrational.'

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

Whale Pattern Balding

Jelly Fish

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

'I'm not sure Dad, but I think I wet the bed.'

"In a case like this, a lot depends on which jurisdiction applies. Were you, by any chance, in international waters when you bit him?"

"Has anyone fed the goldfish?"

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

'I just think it might be a bit too jolly for the captain's taste.'

Orca-nized crime - 'I want you to find Finny Dorsalni and make him sleep with the humans.'

'Hello, my name is Sam. Come to this watering hole very often?'

'Yeah, I know, but don't worry, I've scared the living daylights out of him: He'll never spear-fish again...'

"Gosh and I thought it was a barbershop."

"Honestly, Edna, he just wasn't worth it!"

"Oh, don't get all defensive at me!"