Oceanic Humor Fan Mugs

Portuguese Mom of War

Sardine funeral

"Look darling! There's a man eating shark!"

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Shark food pyramid.

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

"You can find me on Inkedin."

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

'It is truly embrarrassing Doc: I faint at the sight of blood... Can you help me?'

Two fish - one with bubbles coming from his bottom.

"What's that clicking sound?"

Whale Pattern Balding

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

'Rest assured, your fear of harpoons is anything but irrational.'

Jelly Fish

"In a case like this, a lot depends on which jurisdiction applies. Were you, by any chance, in international waters when you bit him?"

"Has anyone fed the goldfish?"

'I just think it might be a bit too jolly for the captain's taste.'

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

'I guess the drinks are watered down!'

"Dad, at school today, they've asked me if the penfish is mightier than the swordfish. Is it?"

'I think it's A pep rally to promote school spirit.'

'Hello, my name is Sam. Come to this watering hole very often?'

"Honestly, Edna, he just wasn't worth it!"

"Gosh and I thought it was a barbershop."

"Oh, don't get all defensive at me!"