Aquatic Life Fans Gifts

Baby beluga, middle child beluga, firstborn beluga

"Evolution....Jeez! Talk about your learning curve!"

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Lazy Octopus

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

Fish mobsters.

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

'...and another thing - why do I always have to sleep in the wet spot?'

Sea Horse outside saloon

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

clown fish

Oh, @#$%, is that

"I can't play hide and seek with you guys: I have to go to the surface to breath every few minutes..."

Octopus gets tickled pink

Goldfish funeral

What can I get you? Coffee? Tea? Sandwich? The mackerel mocha sounds lovely. What's in it? The usual. Chocolate. Soy milk. Mackerel. Yes, but is the mackerel farm-raised or from the sea? Ocean. Atlantic? Pacific? Indian? Arctic? Antarctic? I'm not sure. Oh. Ok ... well what's the mackerel's mercury content? Negligible, I'm sure. Ok. Was it exposed to any chlorine? Or copper sulphate? Or malathion? Was it treated with kindness? Was it read stories and sung to before bedtime? Yes. Never mind, it s

'This isn't either a fad! -- It's a major breakthrough!'

Jellyfish ventriloquists,

'I've got one of those wobbly forwards trolleys!'

"They fired me...but how was I to know that human businesses don't hunt and eat their clients??"

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

Welcome to old age - I come up seven or eight times a night to empty my blowhole, too.

Walter The Sea Monster

'Ever get the feeling that you're being watched?'

"I think that scary music they play when we are the movie screen is hurting our image."

"Oh, Maria — so many eggs!"

"I said, we're gettin' low on ice."

Ok, I know a sarcastic slow clap when I hear one.

Earlier I said the catch-of-the-day was shark. Well, now its perch. Don't ask.

'I know! He has the worst breath!'