Aquatic Life Fans Gifts

Baby beluga, middle child beluga, firstborn beluga

"Evolution....Jeez! Talk about your learning curve!"

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Lazy Octopus

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'...and another thing - why do I always have to sleep in the wet spot?'

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

Sea Horse outside saloon

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

'I've got one of those wobbly forwards trolleys!'

Octopus gets tickled pink

Jellyfish ventriloquists,

"They fired me...but how was I to know that human businesses don't hunt and eat their clients??"

'This isn't either a fad! -- It's a major breakthrough!'

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

"I can't play hide and seek with you guys: I have to go to the surface to breath every few minutes..."

Walter The Sea Monster

'Ever get the feeling that you're being watched?'

"I think that scary music they play when we are the movie screen is hurting our image."

"Oh, Maria — so many eggs!"

"I said, we're gettin' low on ice."

Earlier I said the catch-of-the-day was shark. Well, now its perch. Don't ask.

'I know! He has the worst breath!'

Octopuses surf too.

'I blame my careers advisor. In a species whose teeth are continually replaced, there just isn't much call for dentistry.'