Sea Life Avenger Gifts

An angry fish jumping out of the water aiming for a man who is fishing

Lazy Octopus

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

"I don't do windows."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Getting the hang of it?"

How Swordfish Are Born

"Heads or tails?"

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

Titanic: How's my steering.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Guide to Carpentry Fish

Gone Bookkeepin'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'You've changed since we got married.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

Shark food pyramid.

Tugboat tugging Iceberg