Sea Life Savior Gifts

Whaling boat with banner 'Save the krill'.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Insect extinction

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

"I don't do windows."

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

'You've changed since we got married.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

Shark food pyramid.

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

"Well, of course it's plastic!"

Jacques Cousteau.

'…and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day.'

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

'Mom... Dad... I'm a bottom feeder!'

Warmer Oceans/Apathy/Green Washing

Coastguard

'Where are those nice blue fish that we like - the ones with the blue stripes?' - 'We ate them all - they're now extinct.'

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

"Don't fillup on plastic, you'll ruin your appetite."

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

'Oh - It's you.'

Polar bear on a mountain of plastic

"Dad don't you think we should do something about mass extinction of species?"

"Oh boy, not a single echo back: Humans have really overfished this part of the ocean..."

So, how are you planning on eating that?