Sea Survivalist Gifts

Rats in a lifeboat.

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

"Nice try, but I doubt that will be much of a deterrent."

"Let's just agree that they're dolphins, not sharks. I don't want to fall out with you."

A surf lifesavers' joke.

"Let's just hope that life won't be cruel for once and lets a ship turn up..."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Arf! Arf!'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Yes, I'm alone."

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

Working Environment

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

Tsunami Evac Route

Running out of Gas.

'Oh, that's just great. It's not bad enough I'm stranded here. Now I'm trapped in an invisible box.'

Warmer Oceans/Apathy/Green Washing

Island and man

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

A man on a desert island has an inbox and outbox both filled with sand.

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.