Sun Survivalist Gifts

"Don't be silly - of course I'm worried about exposure. I'm over-extended in the bond markets, and interest rates are heating up, the Dow is about to boil over. . ."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

Late/Too Late.

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

'Arf! Arf!'

"You knew this was a soul-sucking job when you took it."

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Yes, I'm alone."

Just a little seasoning...

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

With the office space available, we have no choice but to believe in teamwork!

No employee is indispensable, but Doreen came pretty close.

Working Environment

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'Oh, we tried a nurturing corporate culture, but we found the law-of-the-jungle mentality is what keeps our competitive edge..'

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

"Hi, I'm Cindy, the company's most toxic employee!"

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

Tsunami Evac Route

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

'Oh, that's just great. It's not bad enough I'm stranded here. Now I'm trapped in an invisible box.'

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...