Sand Survivalist Gifts

'The poor guy's allergic to sand.'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Hole in one!!!!'

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

'Arf! Arf!'

'Let's put it this way Tommy, if we could go below F minus you would be forging new territory!'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Yes, I'm alone."

'My class is so large and my seat so far back, I feel like I'm taking a distance-learning course.'

Just a little seasoning...

I'm doing poorly, but that's without performance enhancing drugs.

'I know Lazarus software retrieves lost data, but I don't think it helps when your dog eats your homework.'

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

'I'm reporting you to the Department of Education!'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

"No, I'm not building a raft. I'm building a double bed!"

God in the bunker.

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'On the other hand, if I never finish anything I can't be a complete failure...'

'My teacher sends report cards as PDF attachments. Luckily, my parents have no idea how to open computer files.'

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

'Straying from the subject, Danny, is not distance learning.'

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."