Storm Survivalist Gifts

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Tommy!"

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"Well, we needed the rain."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

'Arf! Arf!'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

Working Environment

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

Running out of Gas.

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

Island and man

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

"Well, dear, you can quit worrying about our roof!"

Desert crawler following water