Storm Survivors Gifts

"The first thing we do is go and withdraw our 'rainy day' investment."

Welcome to the middle class Jer$ey $hore!'

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"Tommy!"

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

Frigid Cold

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

Bus Stop

"Well, dear, you can quit worrying about our roof!"

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

Trading Places.

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

Flights suspended snowstorm

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"Still snowing upstate?"

'My God! Isn't rain wonderful?'

Jasper wasn't used to dealing with snowstorms before winter, let alone before Halloween...

"Even our GPS doesn't want to be out in this weather. It's begging us to go back home."

It's been awhile, so to refresh your memory - what you need in your car for winter snowstorms...

Back in 5 Minutes.

'Call the office, I'm starting my vacation today.'

Trees and hurricanes

Snot-Freezing Cold Grips the North Country...

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

"If I can reach that cabin, I'll be saved."

Shoveling Snow