Storm Survivors Gifts

"The first thing we do is go and withdraw our 'rainy day' investment."

Welcome to the middle class Jer$ey $hore!'

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"Tommy!"

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

Frigid Cold

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

Bus Stop

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

"Well, dear, you can quit worrying about our roof!"

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

Flights suspended snowstorm

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

Trading Places.

"Still snowing upstate?"

Jasper wasn't used to dealing with snowstorms before winter, let alone before Halloween...

"Even our GPS doesn't want to be out in this weather. It's begging us to go back home."

'My God! Isn't rain wonderful?'

It's been awhile, so to refresh your memory - what you need in your car for winter snowstorms...

Back in 5 Minutes.

'Call the office, I'm starting my vacation today.'

'He saved his dog before he saved me during the hurricane!'

'If this is the start of a new Ice Age, we are in big trouble.'

Shoveling Snow

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish