Firestorm Survivor Gifts

Blackouts in California

"All natural snow cones for sale."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Tommy!"

Barbeque Casualty.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

'I think you have to come to terms with the fact that I'm just an hallucination, probably caused by severe dehydration.'

Frigid Cold

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

"Well, dear, you can quit worrying about our roof!"

Bus Stop

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

Trading Places.

'Don't come crying to me, son. I told you you'd turn into a lobster if you stayed out in the sun all day.'

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

Flights suspended snowstorm

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

"Still snowing upstate?"

Jasper wasn't used to dealing with snowstorms before winter, let alone before Halloween...

"Even our GPS doesn't want to be out in this weather. It's begging us to go back home."

It's been awhile, so to refresh your memory - what you need in your car for winter snowstorms...

Hot weather brings misery to millions.