Firestorm Survivor Gifts

Blackouts in California

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"Tommy!"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Barbeque Casualty.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

Frigid Cold

'I think you have to come to terms with the fact that I'm just an hallucination, probably caused by severe dehydration.'

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

Bus Stop

"Well, dear, you can quit worrying about our roof!"

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"How's your lowrider blog going?"

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

'Don't come crying to me, son. I told you you'd turn into a lobster if you stayed out in the sun all day.'

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

Trading Places.

Flights suspended snowstorm

"Still snowing upstate?"

"She already spent summers in New York City without A/C."

Jasper wasn't used to dealing with snowstorms before winter, let alone before Halloween...

"Even our GPS doesn't want to be out in this weather. It's begging us to go back home."

Hades Weather Channel. Tomorrow will continue gloomy with lots of scattered firestorms and high pressure fronts. And, as always, an infinitesimal chance of freezing over.