Sandstorm Survivor Gifts

"He couldn't bat his eyelids in a sand storm."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

'Hole in one!!!!'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

God in the bunker.

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

'I think you have to come to terms with the fact that I'm just an hallucination, probably caused by severe dehydration.'

Frigid Cold

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

Bus Stop

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

"Well, dear, you can quit worrying about our roof!"

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

Flights suspended snowstorm

Trading Places.

"Still snowing upstate?"

"Even our GPS doesn't want to be out in this weather. It's begging us to go back home."

'Don't they look silly?'

Jasper wasn't used to dealing with snowstorms before winter, let alone before Halloween...

"She already spent summers in New York City without A/C."

It's been awhile, so to refresh your memory - what you need in your car for winter snowstorms...

Hot weather brings misery to millions.